Dude, spiders and cockroaches do crawl into ur mouth when you sleep. Its basically them looking for a nice home, and if you knew where spiders live, they prefer a nice warm hole, and it could be either your mouth, your ear or your nose. But the mouth one only applies to people who sleep with their mouths open... thats why i dont do that. CLOSE YOUR MOUTH WHILE YOU EAT TOO!!!

The only thing im scared of is being caught by police again, last time i got caught we were hotboxing a car and we were so out of it i couldnt walk over for a search so they picked me up and drove me down to the police station. Ever since then i had INSANE paranoia while smoking outside. PLEASE DONT DO IT OFFICER, I BEG YOUUUU!!

Um, yeah...