The Good Husband

[BabySnookums]

The Good Husband

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.

Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling!

Love, Jillian"

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His 16 year old son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks,

"Son... What happened last night?"

"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door."

Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??"

His son replies, "Oh THAT... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm married!!"

Broken Coffee Table $239.99

Hot Breakfast $4.20

Two Aspirins $.38

Saying the right thing, at the right time. . PRICELESS

BabySnookums Reviewed by BabySnookums on 03-01-2007. The Good Husband The Good Husband Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!! Jack sits up Rating: 5

[benagain]

LMMFAO

Nice One! :thumbsup:

[Nation_1ne]

That was good.

[Thepossumdance]

gotta love that...

true love shows itself in the strangest ways sometimes

[napolitana869]

hahaha I loved that

[BlueCat]

HAHAHAHAHAHA Thanks

[slipknotpsycho]

o.0

i think my wording woulda been a bit diffrent...

"if you ain't gonna swallow... don't even bother... " lol..

[ericwt]

That was funny!

[weedmaster]

lucky man my wife wouldn't have been so nice,she would have banned me from the bedroom if i was that drunk lol

[slipknotpsycho]

lucky man my wife wouldn't have been so nice,she would have banned me from the bedroom if i was that drunk lol

puked on her or her bed sheets/covers a few too many times?

i never understand that "she'd kick me to the couch" type shit tho... lol.. i'd like to see any woman try to kick me OUTTA MY BED... shiiiiiiiiit... lol unless they can knock me unconscience and DRAG me outta bed.... that shit ain't gonna happen... lock that door... well we're gonna be going to the hardware store in a couple of days to buy a new one...

hit me and i'll tie you up in a corner.... ok lol not realy but i thought that was funny...