My ass has calmed down a bit today, but is still angry at what I fed it. But at least I can work today!

My one buddy works in an office, and I was told a great prank to pull on him. I'd have to go into his workplace an hour before him, or on his lunch break, and turn his desk upside down. Fill his drawers back up, but put the drawers back in the slots right side up while the desk is upside down. Flip the desk back upward, and when he opens his drawers, all his shit will come spilling out confuseing the hell out him.

I was told to fill his main drawer that he uses with mrables, but I'd need a pissload of marbles, so when he opens that drawer, marbles scatter everywhere.