Lets Clone Jesus.

[Nochowderforyou]

An army of pot smoking Rasta's! They would flood the waters and turn them into seas of green buds. Shit, who needs water anyways.

[40oz]

An army of pot smoking Rasta's! They would flood the waters and turn them into seas of green buds. Shit, who needs water anyways.

It wouldn't be much of an army. They'd probably get high and decide to flood the rivers another day....then they would jsut forget about flooding the rivers and smoke more pot

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

OMG you have GOT to read The DaVinci Code.... WOW!

Good book. Have you read Angels and Demons yet?

[Gatekeeper777]

The clone of jesus would be the antichrist wouldn't he?

some say that is very true.
you are very incitefull.

I am no genetics professor. but if you clone from a very good plant you will get good genetics. erog if you clone from jesus dna and he was a raging FAG. wouldnt it prove his original was too? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :jointsmile:

[delusionsofNORMALity]

but jesus already has a grave site in a little town in japan.

[Gatekeeper777]

I saw him at mc Donalds he was looking for Waldo.

[robert42]

u can't clone him twice..

i have risen

I HEAL PEOPLE IN CHAT FOR £2 come quickly

[MrGreenFingaz]

Hey, I just realized, we now have the technology for a virgin birth... Sorry, I just am getting a kick out of this. Sorry if I offend anyone.

Lol, just came back, havnt got a chance to check this, thats some funny shit

im surprised theres so many jesus-bashers out there, i wouldn't say i 100% believe in God, but im hopin theres a point to this shit. if i were to give up holding my sliver of faith i don't think i'd be a very good person... If i didn't fear the consequences of my actions i think some baaad things would happen lol, not that i'd go on a killing spree or anything but hey if i did it'd just be that much easier :thumbsup:.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

I'm kinda curious myself as to why everybody is hatin' on Jesus. He was the original hippy.That cat hung out with hos, tax collectors, all kinds of infidels, and he treated everybody as being worthy of love and respect. As the Doobie Brothers said, "Jesus Is Just Alright With Me".

seen on a sticker in a local occult shop: Jesus, save me from your followers.

Jesus can't help it that people have totally twisted his message. According to the story, he died for people's idiocy. Now everybody wants to dig him up and abuse him a second time around. Whether he was the Messiah, or just a delusional kook, he was a nice dude, and there is definitely a shortage of those in the world. Let the man rest.

Crap, I'm Wiccan, and you don't hear me trashing Jesus.
Although my very favorite joke in the world is:
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
Cuz they roll through the holes in his hands.

I'm determined to post this picture all over the net.

[Purple Banana]

Good thoughts, GreenJeans! :thumbsup: