Whats your dealer like?

[orange floyd]

my guys named steve, but everyone pronounces it "Shtaven", cause he talks mad funny (not so much anymore, but he used to). like he'd always hit u up and be like "yo i got the shick bud yo i got fuckin exotic and shit yo i hook u up mad good" mad funny shit. i buy quarters and halves off of him, and my friend pushes that for me (he splits a pound with his homie).

sometimes hes kind of a dick, and like if ur like "im gonna need a quarter tonight' he'll bitch at you to get it that morning, when your not gonna be around and shit. all in all though he gives me nice prices cause ive been getting from him a lot lately.

[OniEhtRedrum781]

One of my dealers is my brother, the other is a guy named Jordan that I've known since Grade 7. If one is dry, I call the other. It doesn't hurt that they pick up from the same guy either, since the bud is always amazing..

[halo]

My dealer is my best friend since first grade. Hes pretty new to dealing and actually fronted me a lot of weed. Hes not buggin me to pay him back anytime soon but he realized that when you front weed you dont make money very fast. I owe him 300 bucks but he says i could pay him anytime.

[Thepossumdance]

my dealer is a former crack addict who is hilarious... he tells me and my friend about how he smokes weed all the time so he doesnt start on crack again (which he says gave him holes in his brain) he's actually a really nice guy and a good friend and gives me great deals on GREAT medicinal and probably tells me too much about his days dealing with the mob... all in all a great guy

[ukmonkey]

erm well mines your good old south london chav / small time gangster. Call him, say I want some gear then he rolls up 15mins later in his bait as fuck dented, kitted up booming rap music chavmobile at my local offee, i lean in the window, do the deal, he offers me some "military strength white", I decline, he goes easy bruv and rolls off... kinda handy cos oif I get trouble from chavs I just go u know * and they're like safe bruv u don't look like a blazer

quite glad I'm at the delivery stage, for the first 6 months I had to risk life and limb trekking into the childrens playground at the local estate. Still not one to fuck with.

[Iplaybass182]

Mine is a friends friend he is the biggest dealer in our school and he can vary from week to week with quality. He is really nice and I know most of his friends pretty well but not him. He has a very similiar car to my mom and this always freaks me out. His girlfriend is also my friend and she has to learn to shut her mouth, before she started talking only other stoners knew I smoked now half the school knows.

[yoda]

My newest and best dealer has been one of my best friends since kindergarten.

my new dealer isnt one of my best friends, but ive known him since he was born.

[Thepossumdance]

this is all great but do any of your dealers tell you stories about smoking crack and dealing with the mexican mafia... I didnt think so...

[FUNKNUGGET]

good thread idea...

half my dealers are growers....

one grower is a paraniod fucker with security cameras and police scanners all around the house but hes a friend of a friend...

the rest of the growers are awesome people, really good friends...

If I'm buying from a dealer I have a bout 10 good freinds at any given time that are dealing and a couple that aren't really friends, just business associates..

I don't beleive there has ever been a dryspell in the past 5 years, and don't expect one anytime soon eitherimp:

[keeko]

this is all great but do any of your dealers tell you stories about smoking crack and dealing with the mexican mafia... I didnt think so...

hahah well nobody said it was a contest......your not really winning anything. but if it helps you.......CONGRATS man you really did it!!!