erm well mines your good old south london chav / small time gangster. Call him, say I want some gear then he rolls up 15mins later in his bait as fuck dented, kitted up booming rap music chavmobile at my local offee, i lean in the window, do the deal, he offers me some "military strength white", I decline, he goes easy bruv and rolls off... kinda handy cos oif I get trouble from chavs I just go u know * and they're like safe bruv u don't look like a blazer

quite glad I'm at the delivery stage, for the first 6 months I had to risk life and limb trekking into the childrens playground at the local estate. Still not one to fuck with.
ukmonkey Reviewed by ukmonkey on . Whats your dealer like? I buy from a guy named Dave. Hes 30 and supports his wife and baby girl through dealing alone but what amazes me is that its an expensive area we are in. Hes usually amped up on something but he never struck me as a fiend. Hes such a fast smooth talker he could convince you to pay any price yet he hooks me up way better than any body I could meet because he deals big and im just small fry. When im sick he gives me free bud to cook with, hes more than a dealer to me. Tell me about the Rating: 5