Quote Originally Posted by JeenYuss
agreed

for the last 5 months or so all i have been doing is sitting/laying around and watching tv

yesterday i bought my boy alex a whistle and made him my personal trainer/coach an he put me thru a hard ass work out every time i missed a shot i ran a suicide, did 50 sit-ups(full ones no crunches) or 25 pushups

and for the record im 5'6" an weigh about 100 lbs my arms are about the same size around as my penis (down by my wrist they literally are)

my body now feels like its on fire and my abs are probably bleeding on the inside(hehehe)
lol i could snap your shit so easy... my arms are skinny as fuck... i'm weak as fuck in my upper body.. but my wrists are still like 3x my dick.. o.0 my wifes are atleast 2x... and she has small ass hands/feet.. her ankles and wrists are small as fuck....

dude lol you must look like some freak.... those are some small ass wrists...

don't get me wrong, what i lack in arms i make up for in legs... i rode bikes my whoel life... that's all i ever did... bikes bikes bikes.. off road, on road, cross city and everything in between lol... i can put ALOT of people in an unescapeable leglock(you gotta have a strong upper body for it to not work) some sheer power in your uppper body to pry yourself out... otherwise, you're locked... like hwo people talk about lockjaw on a pitbull, that's what my legs can do... i can literally squeeeze the breath outta people with 'em.. just by wrapping them around your chest... (not throat, thraot is easy, but to squeeze and keep the air out of someone by putting pressure on the chest, well it takes quite a bit of power)

on a funny side note.. picture these legs (>.< lmao.. they're huge.. and it is irritating you know how hard it is to find pants or boxers that aren't cutting off circulation??) but i kick and flail in my sleep... i had a friend staying the night... and i kicked him in the nuts... lol... i was asleep... and kicked him full force (the only reason we know it's full force.. cuz he's been kicked by me before, just not in the nuts)....

the story as he tells it is... he woke up in severe pain and said "oww somehting bit me!" (he has a really redneck accent which made it funnier) looked down and saw my leg between his nuts.... (nothin freaky so don't turn it that way lmao) and slapped me in the fucking head as hard as he could... i never woke up o.0 yeah i was kinda fucked up that night.
slipknotpsycho Reviewed by slipknotpsycho on . Question about working out. Alright. I know you know this if u work out already. When you work out the day after you are sore right? So...should you give yourself a day to rest or no.. Rating: 5