what gave your mother the impression that you were using too much force? is there some sort of invasive, probing tool to determine the amount of pressure exerted by my colon on an average day's shit? I am certainly interested in this product, and would like some more information...my colon is important to me, as I would prefer to not have to poop into a little bag attached to my belt.

please tell me how I can find out if I am using excessive force in my bowel movements, I need to start a healthy drink craze that will 'free your colon from the pressures of excessive force syndrome' and make millions of dollars off those dumbass Atkinsers who can't poop and when they do it floats!
DrGonzo Reviewed by DrGonzo on . how do you shit? My mom was over the other day and she told me I still haven't learned how to shit correctly. She tells me it shouldn't depend on excessive amounts of force and I shouldn't be grunting so much. Now I've been on this planet for over 30 years and thought I was proficient at the art of crapping, is my mom correct? Rating: 5