Quote Originally Posted by toejam
My mom was over the other day and she told me I still haven't learned how to shit correctly. She tells me it shouldn't depend on excessive amounts of force and I shouldn't be grunting so much. Now I've been on this planet for over 30 years and thought I was proficient at the art of crapping, is my mom correct?
Shit how you want, as long as it ends up in the toilet no one really cares.