how do you shit?

[Syrus]

My mom was over the other day and she told me I still haven't learned how to shit correctly. She tells me it shouldn't depend on excessive amounts of force and I shouldn't be grunting so much. Now I've been on this planet for over 30 years and thought I was proficient at the art of crapping, is my mom correct?

Shit how you want, as long as it ends up in the toilet no one really cares.

Syrus Reviewed by Syrus on 12-07-2004. how do you shit? My mom was over the other day and she told me I still haven't learned how to shit correctly. She tells me it shouldn't depend on excessive amounts of force and I shouldn't be grunting so much. Now I've been on this planet for over 30 years and thought I was proficient at the art of crapping, is my mom correct? Rating: 5