how do you shit?

[DrGonzo]

what gave your mother the impression that you were using too much force? is there some sort of invasive, probing tool to determine the amount of pressure exerted by my colon on an average day's shit? I am certainly interested in this product, and would like some more information...my colon is important to me, as I would prefer to not have to poop into a little bag attached to my belt.

please tell me how I can find out if I am using excessive force in my bowel movements, I need to start a healthy drink craze that will 'free your colon from the pressures of excessive force syndrome' and make millions of dollars off those dumbass Atkinsers who can't poop and when they do it floats!

DrGonzo Reviewed by DrGonzo on 12-08-2004. how do you shit? My mom was over the other day and she told me I still haven't learned how to shit correctly. She tells me it shouldn't depend on excessive amounts of force and I shouldn't be grunting so much. Now I've been on this planet for over 30 years and thought I was proficient at the art of crapping, is my mom correct? Rating: 5

[Syrus]

what gave your mother the impression that you were using too much force? is there some sort of invasive, probing tool to determine the amount of pressure exerted by my colon on an average day's shit? I am certainly interested in this product, and would like some more information...my colon is important to me, as I would prefer to not have to poop into a little bag attached to my belt.

please tell me how I can find out if I am using excessive force in my bowel movements, I need to start a healthy drink craze that will 'free your colon from the pressures of excessive force syndrome' and make millions of dollars off those dumbass Atkinsers who can't poop and when they do it floats!

Take a laxative

[DrGonzo]

that's gonna be the secret ingredient in my Pwnz0r Drink of Furious Detoxification and Wonderful Release! right near the bottom in tiny letters, it will say 'may cause explosive diarhoea, tremendous gas, damage to clothing and/or surrounding environment. Do not ingest before bedtime, or after bedtime, in fact don't drink this unless you are already physically seated on the toilet'

[GHoSToKeR]

DrGonzo I love your avatar.. "Batteries taste like happiness" LOL

[Bman719]

This thread is too fucking crazy... lol... rock on people!

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I'm stoned.

[awp]

eat more fiber that makes you shit easier to shit

[Dreadmantic]

omg..........................................

[Pass The Rizla]

stop talking shit literally

[GHoSToKeR]

why do i keep coming back to this thread? dammit

[toejam]

why do i keep coming back to this thread? dammit

For the same reason I do, to learn to shit correctly.