how do you shit?

[BradPitt]

I cant poop unless im naked...

?!

[Imotep]

your mother is correct, although she failed to mention its probably a diet thing. she isnt cooking u proper meals lmao.

praise the portal potty. all naysayers of this thread can bite my brown log.
speaking of- i performed the hallowed foot long yesterday. ass to bowl, one perfect unbroken specimen.

[The C]

Ha ha. I dunno, I hate my pants around my angles, it just gets so annoying. you cant move,
Now what if someone came in to stab you or something, you can stand up and get away with your ankles like that, you'll just fall off the toilet.

Ohh oh, im wierd....

We'll at least im not as bad of as ocmpleltey naked boy over thier.
Ha ha no im j/k, were all fuct up here

The C

[apsinthion]

i performed the hallowed foot long yesterday. ass to bowl, one perfect unbroken specimen.

Your a God in my book's!!!!

[Pass The Rizla]

www.ratemypoo.com LOL great site!!!

[Imotep]

Your a God in my book's!!!!

sometimes us gods destroy, sometimes we create

[Encatuse]

Im the envied shitter of all my friends. I can take a full shit in less then the time it takes most people to pee. And its fully compressed regular brown shit too. Straining is baadddd. Don't do it. If you have to grunt, you're doing it allll wrong. Try blowing your nose into a kleenex while crapping. It helps the process. Also, lotsa fiber. Hernias and Hemroids and Ripped colon's oh my! - All come from too much strenuous pooping.

[BradPitt]

I like to take about 45 minutes on the throne usually. And having to be naked in order to "do the deed" makes defacation in public places a real experience...

?!

[The C]

Ohh no mabe i've strained to hard before with crapping, what now?!
Little worried.

The C...

[Encatuse]

lol. Don't worry about it. As long as you aren't shitting blood, you're prolly good. Just don't strain too hard boys and girls.