I was really drunk and decided to smoke herb. it was bubba kush and i must have taken about 4 hits off of a bubbler and 2 rips from a gravity bong. i then continued to;

-hump a light post
-claim excessively that the bud was laced with crack
-throw a bag of chips all over my friends kitchen floor
-vomit on my friends living room floor
-have a cup of water fed to me by my friend like i was a dog (too high to hold it)
-claim excessivley that i was retarded
-and would for the rest of my life be known as the crackhead who cant tie his shoes
-laugh uncontrollably for 30 minutes straight
-speak nonsensically in a robot like voice, saying things like "the scripture, is, directly, unrelated, expositorily, to the banana" ad nauseum
-announce that i was not going to college and instead was going to focus on smoking weed my whole life
-claim i was covered in sunshine dust

man it was gnarly i was wrecked
zalami128 Reviewed by zalami128 on . The first time I smoked I got so high I thought it was laced with crack I was really drunk and decided to smoke herb. it was bubba kush and i must have taken about 4 hits off of a bubbler and 2 rips from a gravity bong. i then continued to; -hump a light post -claim excessively that the bud was laced with crack -throw a bag of chips all over my friends kitchen floor -vomit on my friends living room floor -have a cup of water fed to me by my friend like i was a dog (too high to hold it) -claim excessivley that i was retarded -and would for the rest of my Rating: 5