Am I a dirty old man?

[dusto2k3]

Yeah, I've actually been going thru some thing like this. I'm 28 and back in college after working since high school, i decided to get my degree to open more door for the future, but now I have all these 18-21 year old chicks all over me. It does suck about the level of maturity and shit, but oh well, maybe I can find a good one.

dusto2k3 Reviewed by dusto2k3 on 02-26-2007. Am I a dirty old man? I recently got divorced (finalized on Valentine's Day nice) and haven't dated, picked up chicks ect. in 10 years. I got no game at all. So, I hear that this new girl at works said that I am hot. I think she must have be mixed up with someone else. After work I went up to her and akwardly intrduce myself. We talked while and she still acted like she liked me. We went on a date today and she is hands down the coolest chick I have ever met, let alone dated. We click with eachother so well Rating: 5

[Gatekeeper777]

carefull with the work thing that can turn into sexual harrassment real quick if she decided to get bitchy.

[someuser]

scott9116 ,

Hey bro, sounds like you won the lotto (hot 18yrs with a twin!!)!!! I'm 29yrs and while I couldnt see myself dating a girl under 20 I can certainly see myself fucking the shit out of one :P (and her hot twin LoL).

Congrats man.

:S5:

[Pipe Dreams]

Most definitely NOT. Dude, youre 30 years old, and youre pullin the young females! Hell, you get older, the girls stay the same age..

[ReUp]

Enjoy her parents lol.

[scott9116]

This chick is awesome. She's spending the night tonight after some pretty suggestive text messages last night. I got my game back! I'll need to deodorize the house to make sure my grow op will go undetected. I'm sure she'd be cool and some chicks dig dangerous criminal types but, security is a must. She smokes and knows I have a shitload of great weed but hasn't asked where it comes from. I trust her but not that much. Hate to break-up, she gets pissed and I get busted. Advantage, my old age gives me some farmer wisdom.

[iPot]

I'm a 35 year old single man, and i get more interest from the younger ones than the older ones. I put it down partly to inexperience at dealing with the inevitable assholes they usually encounter at some point in their romantic pursuits and partly down to my mojo. Hell, even when I'm totally rough and unshaven i can see they are wetting for it, or trying to hide the fact, even from themselves. Sometimes more when I'm roughed up a bit, and when I'm like a bit smelly from work and that. You know, it has been shown through statistical research that womens desires go through a monthly cycle. When that full moon is out man they want it fucking alsation.

Listen, I live in a town full of horny dutch student meisjes, and i got my eyes on a young 20-25 psychology student, I have to retain some respect!

I'm so happy for you man, sounds like you got lucky there. I'd suggest going for it, fuck social stigma, there ain't nothin' the wrong with some good old fashioned sweet lovin'

kissy kissy

[slipknotpsycho]

Most definitely NOT. Dude, youre 30 years old, and youre pullin the young females! Hell, you get older, the girls stay the same age..

that makes me think of that one episode of family guy and it shows brian with a mustache and he's leaning up a against a building and he says "that's what i love about high school girls, i keep getting older they stay the same age"

[dusto2k3]

that makes me think of that one episode of family guy and it shows brian with a mustache and he's leaning up a against a building and he says "that's what i love about high school girls, i keep getting older they stay the same age"

Thats originally from dazed and confused

[scott9116]

Did I mention that she has a twin sister? Not that it ever happens in real life but fun to think about. She's coming over tonight, probably staying over since she wont be able to get here 'till 10:30-11:00 after she gets off work. I've decided to take things slowly though. This girl seems to be very special and I don't want to fuck it up for sex. I'm hoping that she feels the same way. I've had plenty of meaningless sex in the past and relationships that started out with sex, none have ever worked out even my marriage. It's better when there is a real connection. She is fucking hot, if she tries I might not be able to restrain myself. Plan is to eat, get stoned, watch a movie and fall asleep together. Sweet!
I thanked my ex-wife for fucking up our marriage so I could meet this girl. She's really pissed now. Wow, I'm a dick sometimes.