SWIM got suspended a lot. One time, SWIM was getting rid of some plants on campus. While he was counting underclassmen's money he noticed some of his plants were still in some dumbasses backpack so he opened it up and got them out, for one second firmly holding them in plain site.

"youre caught" some kid said. "youre caught, you're caught dude". SWIM turned around to see a rentacop on his walkie talkie, about 100 feet away. The principal is standing on the other side of SWIM also with a walkie talkie. And then things get REALLY tense.

"SWIM!" the prinicpal yells (yes he knows his full name, well). "SWIM! come here!" SWIM is fucking faded as hell and puts all of his brain to work in the 2 seconds he had to act since this all started. SWIM starts running through the campus (this is lunchtime), weaving and dodging through hollister and ipods with the fatass principal running after him, yelling his name and SWIM of course holding a bag of regulars in his pocket. Finally SWIM loses him for a split second, ditches the bag in a trash can and yells at his friends to get it right quick.

SWIM let the prinicpal take him at that point and he was searched from nutsack to shoelace and nothing was found. SWIM got a one day suspensions for defiance and got the plants back from his homies after school.