this is a great thread!

Super Troopers:
*When they're playing the "meow" game....Foster says to the guy:
"Do I look like a cat to ya boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly-bimbly from tree to tree. Am I drinking milk from a saucer?? Well, do you see me eating mice??!!"

"Gimme a double bacon with cheese...double baco-cheese..its for a cop.
"What, is he gonna spit in it now?"
"No, I was just telling him that so he makes it good.......uh, don't spit in that cop's burger"


and uh, a litre a' cola"
"Litre a' cola? Do we make litre a cola? What is that?
"It's French for gimme some fucking cola!!!"
and when he goes to eat...
"Does that look like spit to you?"
"yeah"
"Aw fuck it"

Full Metal Jacket
"How tall are you private?"
"5'5"
"5'5?? I didn't know they stacked shit that high!"

"Where are you from?"
"Texas"
"Texas? Only steers and queers come from texas, and you don't look much like a steer to me!"

"It looks like the best part of you rolled down the crack of your mamma's ass and ended up the brown stain on the matress!! I think you've been CHEATED!"