Your Favorite Movie Quotes

[TheFatKid]

"I WANT THESE MOTHA FUCKIN SNAKES, OFF THIS MOTHA FUCKIN PLANE"


If you don't know, you deserve to die.

[CanaDanKs Inc.]

"please, tell me about the fucking golf shoes!"

beat me to it! :jointsmile:

How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?

[Frivolous248]

I get sad when Dazed and Confused ends. I mean, the fight at the end is a total buzzkill, the keg is empty, and the kids get busted by the cops on the football feild.

I never want that movie to end, but once Skynyrds "Tuesday's Gone" song kicks in, the party's over.

True, but THEN, Foghat's "Slowride" comes on when he puts his headphones on and it shows them chiefin' a fatty on their way to get aerosmith tickets, so you know another good time will surely ensue soon enough!

[Nochowderforyou]

"I bent my wookie"
-Ralph Wiggum.



"I'm so happy, I shave my balls. I'm serious! I have the smoothest balls in Iceland"
-Hostel

[dusto2k3]

Take you fancy clothes, your black silk underwear, and go back to disneyland

[higher4hockey]

go sell crazy some place else, we're all stocked up here.
-as good as it gets

shut that cunts mouth before i fuck-start her head.
- devils rejects

[MyMARYJANE]

dazed and confused is amazing

Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

[notransfer]

"mind if i do a j?"-the big lebowski

"yippy kay yay mf"-die hard

[Skink]

I coulda been a contender...

[Goddess of Green]

so many Snakes on a Plane quotes...


also,
"Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Mother mother fuck. Mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck mother fuck.
Noise noise noise.
1 2 1 2 3 4
Noise noise noise.
Smokin weed, smokin weed.
Doin' coke, drinkin beers.
Drinkin beers, beers beers.
Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts.
Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts.
Rollin' blunts and smokin um'
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15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand.
If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe.
My jungle love.
Oh e oh e oh.
I think I wanna know ya know ya ... yeah, what."

jay and silent bob