"please, tell me about the fucking golf shoes!"

"you can turn your back on a person, but NEVER turn your back on a drug, espesically when its wielding a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye."

"Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediatley pull over. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you, he WILL follow."