fear and loathing has soo many good ones!!
i looooooveee sooo many movie quotes but one of my faves is:

"hey fat lineman, next time you just keep your jelly rolls outta spikes way unless you want cleat marks up your fat back"- little giants lol

and cant forget...

whoa! i just heard you talkin through my nose! Is it possible my nose has eardrums?? NOSEDRUMS!!!- detroit rock city