Your Favorite Movie Quotes

[Mr. Brown]

This is what happens Larry, this is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!!!! The Big Lebowski

[Charles U Farley]

Shit...seven years of college down the drain Bluto-Animal House

[wisco61]

Little Bill Daggett: You just shot an unarmed man.
Bill Munny: He should have armed himself if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend.

Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess he had it coming.
Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.

Will Munny: All right, I'm coming out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down.

Bob MacKenzie: My brother and I used to say that drownin' in beer was like heaven, eh? Now he's not here, and I've got two soakers... this isn't heaven, this sucks!

Doug McKenzie: Yeah. OK, well, uh, we found, uh, this mouse in a bottle of YOUR BEER, eh. Like, we was at a party and, uh, a friend of ours - a COP - had some, and HE PUKED. And he said, uh, come here and get free beer or, uh, he'll press charges.

Elwood: We're on a mission from God.

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.

[shaan04]

"Forgiveness is between them and God I am just here to make the meeting"

From MAN ON FIRE

That line blew away my Mind Away I think Denzel Washington is a great Actor :thumbsup:

[Mr. Brown]

There are two kinds of people in this world...those who like Neil Diamond and those who don't. What About Bob?

[MadSativa]

"Forgiveness is between them and God I am just here to make the meeting"

From MAN ON FIRE

That line blew away my Mind Away I think Denzel Washington is a great Actor :thumbsup:

very good line , very good movie, but danzel acts the same in every movie. Man On Fire, Training day, same actor same acting its as if they just let him be him self a bit. That new movie American Gangster yeah that should be good


heres a good one
Training day......."you ever had your shit pushed in"?................."I always get love from the homies".....................thats some scary shit

"Two Pair! , Two Pair!!.......two pair"

[WeedyBoyWonder]

ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT!?

-Samuel L Jackson, in err.... some movie. Pulpfiction?

[420_24/7]

How about...
A clockwork orange
Who's up for a bit of the old Ultra Violence

[smoke_and_fly]

why do you fight?
because i cant sing or dance
-rocky
peace

[Mr. Glover]

Accepted.
Sherman Schrader: Oh great, an abandoned psychiatric hospital! Now I can get Hepatitis!
Sherman Schrader: I hope you have hobo stab insurance.

Hands: Scharder, your scared of the toothfairy.
Sherman Schrader : That's actually a legitimate fear. She was rifiling through my shit.


Knocked Up.
Female Doctor: Oops. That's not your vagina. That's your asshole.

Alison Scott: I'm sorry I told you to fuck your bong.
Ben Stone: It's okay... I didn't.

Jonah: Tell him not to jerk off with a noose around his neck. It's dangerous.

Alison Scott: I'm pregnant.
Ben Stone: Fuckk off!
Alison Scott: What!?!?
Ben Stone: What?...

Pete: I'm gonna throw you in my DeLorean and gun it to 88.
Ben Stone: Vrrooooom!

Jay: Man, my balls are shaved, my pubes are trimmed, I'm ready to fuckin' rock this shit!
Jonah: What the fuck, man? If I go in there and see fuckin' pubes sprinkled on the toilet seat, I'm gonna fuckin' loose my mind! Last time I went to the bathroom, Jay, I took a shit and my shit looked like a fuckin' stuffed animal!

Jay: I'm going to be there to rear your child.
Jason: You hear that, Ben? Don't let him near the kid, he wants to rear your child!


Grandma's Boy.
Jeff: Hey, Alex. Can we go back to your grandma's house? I gotta pee.
Alex: Why don't you just go to the alley and pee?
Jeff: I gotta pee out of my ass.
Alex: Well I guess we could go by.
Jeff: Emergency!

Dante: Does anyone want to try this weed? It's called Brown bomber.
Alex: Why is it called that?
Dante: Because when you smoke it You get so stoned that you shit your pants! Hahahaha!
Jeff: Uh, I don't wanna do that.
Barry: Yeah, I already shit my pants this month.

Jeff: Dude, jerking off on my mom is one thing. But banging your grandmother and her roommates? That's like... legendary.

Dante: [looking around nervously while phone is ringing] What is that ringing? Do I have a tumor?

Dante: I'll smoke it with ya bro, we'll go to the loony bin together. I don't give a fuck.

Dante: [Answering the phone stoned] Hello?
Jeff: Dante is Alex there?
Dante: Who is this? Is this the devil?
Alex: [hangs up the phone] Dude... you have to give me a ride.
Dante: [after smoking] I'm way too baked to drive to the devil's house.