Your Favorite Movie Quotes

[hello3pat]

"Welcome to thunderdome, bitch!"
-floyd waiting
"So you're the coolest guy at ShenaniganZ, big fucking deal! That's like being the smartest person with Down Syndrome!"
- Mitch waiting
"That's right, birds of a feather flock to-vagina."
-Monty Waiting
"two men enter, one man leaves"
- Mad Max BeyondThunderdome
"It's just a book, a good book, but still just a book"
-talking about the bible in Inherit the Wind

"Give yourself over to absolute pleasure"
-Dr.Frankenfurter "The Rocky Horror picture show

[BUZz UK]

"We cant stop here! This is Bat Country!"
-Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

was waiting for that one, lol.

Mother Superior: Would Sir care for a starter of some garlic bread perhaps?

Renton: No, thank you. I will proceed directly to the intravenous injection of hard drugs, please.

classic

[in.music.u.trust]

"Bob had bitch tits"

"Home was a condo on the fifteenth floor of a filing cabinet for widows and young professionals. The walls were solid concrete. A foot of concrete is important when your next-door neighbor lets her hearing aid goand has to watch game shows at full volume...
Or when a volcanic blast of debris that used to be your furniture and personal effects blows out your floor-to-ceiling windows and sails flaming into the night."

SECURITY TFM
(to Jack)
Throwers don't worry about ticking.
Modern bombs don't tick.

JACK
Excuse me? "Throwers?"

SECURITY TFM
Baggage handlers. But when a
suitcase vibrates, the throwers have
to call the police.

JACK
My suitcase was vibrating?

SECURITY TFM
Nine time out of ten, it's an
electric razor. But, every once in
a while ...
(whispers)
...it's a dildo. It's airline policy
not to imply ownership in the event
of a dildo. We use the indefinite
aricle: "A dildo." Never "Your
dildo."


and my favorite ever:
Now a question of etiquette: As I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?

[AsianStoner420]

Seagal: What am I a shit magnet? - Exit Wounds



"if you gotta do something, u gotta hit em where it hurts" - Alpha Dog



"It supposed to be hard coz its not worth it if it werent" - Save the last dance




"Smite me oh Mighty smiter!!!" - Bruce almighty




"You dont score until you score" - American pie The wedding

[smoke_and_fly]

im gonna make him an offer he cant refuse
today we finish all family busness
godfather
i must break you-rocky 4
any predictions for this fight..predictions?...yes predictions...pain!!-rocky3
attention arh attention..we are looking for the chick with really big boobs..yea yea we are ready to do you now!-beavis and butthead
peace

[pabloescobar209]

Go ahead and skin it... skin that smoke wagon and see what happens - wyde earp Tombstone.


Am I fucked up or is this shit fucked up, man this shit is fucking crazy... shit man I was about to pull out my nine and put a cap in that pigs ass. stoner from Super Troopers.

[Madlib]

Your mother sucks cocks in Hell, Karras, you faithless slime. -Pazuzu

I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight... razor... and surviving. -Col. Kurtz

[TallCoolOne]

MANCO: (Loads Indio's body onto the cart with the rest of the dead gang.) Ten thousand, twelve thousand, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, twenty-two... Twenty two. (Hears man moving behind him, turns and shoots him.) Twenty-seven.

MORTIMER: Any trouble, boy?

MANCO: No old man. Thought I was having trouble with my adding. It's all right now.

-For a Few Dollars More

[steme]

Ron Burgundy: Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.
Veronica Corningstone: No, there's no way that's correct.
Ron Burgundy: I'm sorry, I was trying to impress you. I don't know what it means. I'll be honest, I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore. Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago.
Veronica Corningstone: Doesn't it mean Saint Diego?
Ron Burgundy: No. No.
Veronica Corningstone: No, that's - that's what it means. Really.
Ron Burgundy: Agree to disagree.

[Divadish]

Tom : " there's no money , there's no weed ,it's all been replaced by a pile of corpses " Lock stock' brilliant