Your Favorite Movie Quotes

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

I don't care if it's been done, but...

Persian Messenger: This is madness!
Leonidas: Madness? This is SPARTA!

Napalatoni: Warden!
Dwight McClusky: Yes! What is it, Natapundi?
Napalatoni: Napalatoni!
Dwight McClusky: I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR FUCKING NAME IS!
Napalatoni: Mickey and Mallory Knox are loose, Scagnetti's dead, and they're live on national TV!
Dwight McClusky: LIVE ON NATIONAL TV? JESUS HAROLD CHRIST ON A FUCKING RUBBER CRUTCH, IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?

OMG how could I forget NBK?!?!? Only one of my fave movies of all fucking time!

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

O-Ren Ishii: As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced that a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is... I collect your fucking head. Just like this fucker here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the fucking time!
[pause]
O-Ren Ishii: I didn't think so.

I just had to drop by this thread and read this again, so I could relive O-Ren's bad ass tipping across the table on her tiny little cute feet, fast as prettylightning, and relieving that dude of his head like you'd pop the flower off a dandelion.

Lucy Liu is too hot for words.

[Reefer Rogue]

It's OK! I'm a Limo driver.

Sanka, ya dead? Ya man.

[Mean Green Charlene]

Blond Treehorn Thug: [holding up a bowling ball] What the fuck is this?

The Dude: Obviously you're not a golfer.

-The Big Lebowski.

&this one makes me laugh everytime at the end.

Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

The Dude: Jesus.

Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
-Walter Sobchak: Eight-year-olds, Dude.

The Big Lebowski

[Mean Green Charlene]

oh and

The Dude: You brought the fuckin' Pomeranian bowling?

Walter Sobchak: What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.

As you can guess..the big lebowski

[Plastic Jesus]

"SAY WHAT AGAIN!"
"WHAT?!?"
*bam

werd

[Maui Wowie]

*Points at sig*

"Your out of your element, Donny!"

[bucknuts1870]

"Easy dude, nothing is fucked dude, c'mon your being very un-dude, nothing is fucked, there a buncha fuckin' amatuers"

"Donnie shut the fuck up, shut the FUCK up Donnie!"

Hunter quotes, not from FALILV but so good I'll put 'em up anyway:

when the going gets weird the weird turn pro

The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.

Now for my favorite movie(s) of all time can you guess?

-Leave the gun take the cannoli-

Best scene out of any movie, when Michael interrogates Carlo.

MICHAEL
You have to answer for Santino, Carlo.

CARLO
Mike, you got it all wrong...

MICHAEL
You fingered Sonny for the Barzini people. Ahhh that little farce you played with my sister -
- you think that could fool a Corleone?

CARLO
Mike, I'm innocent -- I swear on the kids, Mike -- Please, Mike, don't do this to me.

MICHAEL (as he pulls up his own chair)
Sit down.

CARLO (sitting)
Mike, don't do this to me, please...

MICHAEL
Barzini's dead. So is Phillip Tattaglia -- Moe Greene -- Strachi -- Cuneo -- Today I settle all
Family business, so don't tell me you're innocent, Carlo. Admit what you did.
(then, to Neri)
Get him a drink.
(then, to Carlo, as Michael shifts in his chair)
Come on. Don't be afraid, Carlo -- Come on, you think I'd make my sister a widow? I'm
Godfather to your son, Carlo --
(then, after Neri hands Carlo a glass of wine)
Go ahead, drink it -- drink
(then, after Carlo drinks)
No -- Carlo -- you're out of the Family business, that's your punishment. You're finished. I'm
putting you on a plane to Vegas --
(then, to Tom, as he reaches out his hand)
Tom?
(then, after Tom hands Michael a plane ticket, which he hands to Carlo)
I want you to stay there. Understand?
(then, quietly, after Carlo nods and hmmms)
Only don't tell me you're innocent. Because it insults my intelligence -- and makes me very
angry...
(then)
Now who approached you? Tattaglia or Barzini?

CARLO (after hesitating)
It was Barzini

MICHAEL
Good.
(then, after standing)
There's a car waiting for you outside to take you to the airport. I'll call your wife, to tell her
what flight you're on.

CARLO (as he rises, starts to protest)
Mike, please...

MICHAEL
Come on -- get outta my sight.

[TX Girl]

HI, you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?

and

Now, what's it gonna be young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? 'Cause if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm gonna be in motion.

from Raising Arizona

Ask not what your rest home can do for you. Ask what you can do for your rest home.
JFK: Hey, you're copying my best lines!
Elvis: Then let me paraphrase one of my own. Let's take care of business.
JFK: Just what are you getting at, Elvis?
Elvis: I think you know what I'm gettin' at Mr. President. We're gonna kill us a mummy.
bubba hotep

[kingjustin]

I Saw 300 the other day and there's a part in the middle where King Leonidas is on the battle field eating an apple while he and his men are finishing off the last of the enemy. One of his men says something about the opposing ruler and he replies
" there's no reason why we can't be civil about this" right as he stabs some dude in the throat.