Lincoln's Tomb. (my dad also pissed on the outside walls)

church parking lot

at work as a security guard a few years back (in the elevators, law firm lobby after hours, cruising the outside grounds in a security vehicle, and chilling in my truck in the parking garage watching dvds for 4 hours out of my work night)

the environmental center and the forest preserve right across the street

in a customer's house at another job. (in their bathroom standing against the fart fan.


never got to smoke in school though for some reason.