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[i.m.high]

For those of you that are calling me a lard ass I hope the fleas of a thousand camels infest your pubic area....

I am 6'1" 220 state championship football player and and all conference wrestler. I am not a lard ass. If you do your research it can take up to 12 weeks for habitual users. I smoked a lot.

My drug test was this morning. I drank XXtra Clean (designed for high toxin levels and people with large body mass). Let's hope it works.

We have no idea if you are a lard ass, just speculating on failing after 37 days clean. So don't take it personally.

Your case is highly unusual, even if you do smoke a lot. What is your body fat %?

Let us know if you passed, we're hoping you did.

i.m.high Reviewed by i.m.high on 03-06-2007. Amatuers Need Not Reply Alright here is my situation. My company is being bought out by a much larger (global) firm. They are giving everyone drugtests. I feel it is a way of getting rid of people easily and bringing their own people in. Anyway, I found this out at the end of January. The drug test won't be until the second week of March. I should be on day 37 of sobriety by the earliest possible drug testing date. I am 6' 215 lbs. I have been a serious stoner for sometime now. I have smoked daily for the last 6 Rating: 5

[i.m.high]

For those of you that are calling me a lard ass I hope the fleas of a thousand camels infest your pubic area....

I am 6'1" 220 state championship football player and and all conference wrestler. I am not a lard ass. If you do your research it can take up to 12 weeks for habitual users. I smoked a lot.

My drug test was this morning. I drank XXtra Clean (designed for high toxin levels and people with large body mass). Let's hope it works.

Any news? Did you pass?

[FakeBoobsRule]

For the people saying only lard asses fail after 30 days, that is not always the case. It is true that if you are overweight it will take longer in most cases to get clean but I know of plenty of skinny to average weight people who smoked so much for so long it took them 55-65 days to get clean.

FYI:
Aerobic exercise does help your body clear THC but you should stop 3-5 days before the test because those extra metabolites you burn up will end up in the cup. Drinking tons of water days before the test doesn't do anything. Drinking lots of fluids on the day of the test is the dilution method. Saunas and niacin are myths too.

[winston3338]

Sometimes it takes more than 60 days to detox ..... get some Quick fix or any of the other synthetic piss ..... just do a search here or on Google and you will find tons of place that sell it and will get it to you quick.

I have use synthetic piss to pass a drug test for a security clearance ...... save youself the trouble of detox and use the fake piss .... it's foolproof. I get tested a lot and the synthetic piss has never failed.

Nuff said.:stoned:

:noel::hippy:

Hi Grow, Do You have anymore info and a good company to supply? I have never used synthetic.

[ncnavguy]

Man gotta say for a serious job that you want to keep, just shell out the money for a whizzinator that looks like a dildo I think its like 130$ but you can get it to match your color tone and get dehydrated urine w/ it. Why chance it otherwise 130 invested in the whizzinator could save you thousands in lost wages if you get fired for popping. Thats what I think at least.

[FakeBoobsRule]

Hi Grow, Do You have anymore info and a good company to supply? I have never used synthetic.

Read the sub sticky and practice, practice, practice.

[NightProwler]

i smoekd every day for a long time and then stopped 14 days before my drug test and passed. no dilluting or anything

[Burnt Toast]

But with synthetic urine, theres no need to stop smoking at all. :jointsmile:

The next best feeling to a toasty high is beating a drug test with that same toasty high.. :stoned:

[i.m.high]

What's your preferred method Burnt Toast?

It seems like the Whizzinator is the way to go. I don't care how much it costs.

[Burnt Toast]

Quick Fix is my preferred brand. My tests are always unobserved, so any artificial delivery system is not necessary.