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[Amun]

~excercised 2-3 times a week
~been hitting up the sauna almost everyday
~taken a bunch of niacin
~have tried to stay away from fatty foods, but have endulged on several occasions

lol amiteurs need not reply.

niacin? since when did that work?
and since when did a sauna work either?
and if you read the forums, youd know that exercising hardly works enough to be noticeable.

and nice work on staying healthy...i guess.


your best bet is to
1) NOT SMOKE till AFTER you are POSITIVE you passed.
2) Dont waste time drinking a lot of water.
3) Exercise, I guess, if that makes you feel better about it.


your best chance is substitution. I would reccomend a whizinator (I love mine), but since you seem to not be open to that...I dono what to tell you. If youve been smoking every day for 6 years, it may take some time, but I believe 37 days or whatever should be plenty.

[Amun]

yeah...
buy a detox formula or something like this
THC Marijuana Detox Kit, fast drug detox for people under 200 Lbs

I hope your making money off of people clicking that link, cause I cant think of any other way that product would be of use.

:thumbsup:

[Jizzle Blizzle420]

sure-gel, its worked for me everytime...

[i.m.high]

How in the world does someone fail a take home test after 37 days clean? You must be a lard ass?

[robert42]

How in the world does someone fail a take home test after 37 days clean? You must be a lard ass?

lol yea that dont make sense

[GosTo]

Are you going to pee right infront of your boss? Probably not, find someone a couple of people who you can trust that are clean and havent smoked, and just to be safe test a small sample, if they pass put their piss in a ziploc bag and put that into another ziploc bag.

go to the bathroom pee in the cup to make the noise pour it out in the sink and then put in your buddy's piss wash your hands pour the rest of the piss in the sink, maybe want to bring a 3rd baggy to put the 2 dirty ones in and just put that in your drawers or something...

my best suggestion if you still test positive the day before the test

[i.m.high]

U can't wash your hands during the test, nor turn on the sink, if it even works. Read the sticky for substitution methods.

[PapaBurgundy]

For those of you that are calling me a lard ass I hope the fleas of a thousand camels infest your pubic area....

I am 6'1" 220 state championship football player and and all conference wrestler. I am not a lard ass. If you do your research it can take up to 12 weeks for habitual users. I smoked a lot.

My drug test was this morning. I drank XXtra Clean (designed for high toxin levels and people with large body mass). Let's hope it works.

[NewbiePacker]

Hope it works out, but these firms know who they are keeping and getting rid by now anyway...

[GrowRebel]

Sometimes it takes more than 60 days to detox ..... get some Quick fix or any of the other synthetic piss ..... just do a search here or on Google and you will find tons of place that sell it and will get it to you quick.

I have use synthetic piss to pass a drug test for a security clearance ...... save youself the trouble of detox and use the fake piss .... it's foolproof. I get tested a lot and the synthetic piss has never failed.

Nuff said.:stoned:

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