who am i in love with today?

[clevemire]

okay, guys, I have a problem..

Im in love with all chicks, girls, females, women, ladies, Mädchen, filles... Im in love with every girl I see walking down the street, every girl I see at clubs, pubs, bars, shops, garages.. Im in love with all of my ex-girlfriends and future girlfriends, every girl ive ever spoken to, had sex with, wanted to have sex with, am going to have sex with.. every girl ive seen, spoken to or heard, in real life, on tv or on this forum. ahhhhhh!! what do i do? maybe i should turn gay? okay scratch that, but its driving me insane!!! i hate being 17! lol

You just need to beat off more often.

[GHoSToKeR]

perhaps

But I dont think this will solve my problems in the long run

Sure, I can beat off 5, 10, 15, 30, 60, 120 times a day.. But where will that get me? I'll tell you where it'll get me! Sitting in my bedroom surrounded by crusty tissues, wondering why my hand is sore, thats where it'll get me!! And is that what I really want? Truely??











Yes

[Cheeched Chick HiGh]

Plus, if you jack off alot when you are young...you'll have a really hard time 'getting' off when you are older.

yup yup

[GHoSToKeR]

hey

maybe thats a cure for premature ejaculation!! jack off loads when youre younger lol

[RESiNATE]

Sure, I can beat off 5, 10, 15, 30, 60, 120 times a day.. But where will that get me?

In an arthritis ward?
The Guiness Book of Records?
In trouble with the environment agency?

lol

And where did you get the idea that you'll suffer in later life, Cheeched?
It is proven that your prostate gland gets stronger, the more a man ejaculates. It will also prevent prostate cancer
I can still hit the ceiling at 200yrds....with splash back!

lmaooo

Ok, maybe not 200yrds....but deffo splash-back

Ok, maybe not the ceiling......but when I flex my prostate, I rise 3ft off the chair!
lol

Yeah, so.....120times a day

[GHoSToKeR]

A bag of weed: £40

Ciggies, alcohol, rizlas: £30

Catching your stoned friend jacking off in the bathroom: Priceless!!

Money cant buy some things....

....For everything thing else, there's Mastercard

[RESiNATE]

lol

"Porridge....for when there's nothing left in the house to eat"

[GHoSToKeR]

lol

My mom has got in to the habit of eating out every night, with her "boyfriend" or friends or whatever.. So, being the self-sustaining, mature adult (ahem) that I am, i've taken it upon myself to eat beans on toast every night.. lol.. and when she went on holiday, all I ate was take-away, or i'd go round to my bro's and eat all his food.. My money was better spent on weed than on shopping.. I'm never gonna survive on my own lol

[RESiNATE]

Yeah, I usually make the mistake of going shopping whilst stoned.
Average contents of trolley:

Biscuits
Chocolate
Milk
Cereal
Chocolate
Crumpets
Tea bags
Chocolate
Some ham
Chocolate


I always get asked if I'm throwing a party, by the cashier..
I just make my excuses and leave

[GHoSToKeR]

"Some ham"

LOL

Crumpets are the shit when you're stoned, eh!? Gotta love those crumpets