What are all the diff types of weed?

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I see people talking about shwag, dank, and all this weird shit, I'm just a noob but the only three ive ever had is just reg weed $25 for a 1/4 and kronik/ blueberry kron er whatever. which is about $50 for an 1/8 around here. So what are all the types of weed and how much is the average price and how high does each kind get you?

http://www.marijuanastrains.com/

cool site with pics and general descriptions. Not sure how accurate, but interesting.