Sessions with more than three people are irritating.

[zalami128]

Topic says it all. If there's over 3 people and it's a bowl then forget it, Im chill. Im not going to sit there in a fucking retarded rotation (since your average asshole doesnt know how to pass in a circular motion) taking cashy hits off a shitty small bowl that doesnt hold enough weed for my head, much less 6 heads. And big sessions usually go hand in hand with sketchyness. A bunch of sketchers standing around barely getting high in some whack spot. FUCK THAT.

Heres how a real session goes down; I roll over a grr in a swisher and continue to smoke the whole thing to my dome in the privacy of my own home where I can smoke freely without having to worry about it. Maybe I'll have a friend or two with me and if that's the case than we'll roll more than one. Maybe a fatass bong with a party bowl, but again most assholes do not understand the concept of a party bowl and fuck it up for everyone else. I can't stand watching some asshole flick the lighter a hundred times, cashing what was perfect weed along with his hit.

Honestly most the time smoking goes down wack. A lot of the times I just say Im chill. I only like to smoke if it's 100% legit and it's going down with a blunt. Im addicted to blunts, it's a separate addiction from weed. I got over being stoned, I can go without it. Its the blunts I need.

So, what's YOUR perfect sesh? Dopeass weed without having to worry about your friends parents coming home in 5 minutes right.

zalami128 Reviewed by zalami128 on 02-24-2007. Sessions with more than three people are irritating. Topic says it all. If there's over 3 people and it's a bowl then forget it, Im chill. Im not going to sit there in a fucking retarded rotation (since your average asshole doesnt know how to pass in a circular motion) taking cashy hits off a shitty small bowl that doesnt hold enough weed for my head, much less 6 heads. And big sessions usually go hand in hand with sketchyness. A bunch of sketchers standing around barely getting high in some whack spot. FUCK THAT. Heres how a real session goes Rating: 5

[Reefer Rogue]

Yeah man, I think a bowl is more personal, or for two people, 3 people and hmm, meh. I love blazing my bong to the face. All my friends smoke spliffs mixed with baccy which i don't particularly like. Which is why i prefer to blaze by myself but i like both ways. My perfect sesh would be me and a girl i cared about and she cared about me getting high as hell and then making love. That would be my perfect sesh. my room is chill, so i'd be there.

[tokin'smoker]

i hear ya man. big groups piss me off too. no one seems to know what they're doing, everyone's trying to impress everyone else talking about their weed, it is sketchy as all hell.
i totally like to chill by myself, i find it safer, more relaxed, and all around more enjoyable, i don't have to carry on a conversation about something i don't even care about while other people hold onto the joint for ten straight hits. a small group of friends is totally cool. one's you get along with and you know what they're like when they're high, but i totally agree, almost always, more than a small group just means frustration.

[five0addict]

you are weed asshole. why do you give such a shit??
go smoke alone loser!

[zalami128]

And there's nothing worse than the cocksucker with no weed who is fiending to blaze. If you're broke, fine that doesn't bother me. Stop pushing a sesh, it's not like you're packing. You're just an extra set of lungs suckin up others herb ya bitchass nigga. Really a big sesh wouldn't bother me that much if it was all chill heads, in a chill spot, all with herb to pack. And it is usually the exact opposite of that.

[Lucifuge]

I hate it when you're on a journey to blaze, then ass loads of people end up joining you. And you can't say no to them cause they smoked you out a few days before...

And I fucking HATE bitches who don't have enough for everyone, but smoke it in front of you anyways.

[delusionsofNORMALity]

perfect scenario -

about a dozen good folks, a half-dozen joints passing around in no particular order and another dozen joints waiting in the wings. great way to start an evening, better way to start the morning.

[nikweiser]

a perfect session is 4-5 homies, rolling blunt after blunt, just hit it 2 times and pass... and keep going through a whole quarter or half ounce

[Skink]

I smoke alone!!!

[NextLineIsMine]

yeah fuck other people, im just going to lock myself in my closet and smoke weed for the rest of the day with my cell off. to the dome baby!