haha damn. That is annoying. You could do it how the people in prision do it. Get two batteries (that still have juice in them) and a brillo pad. Find a metal surface and put one battery on it + side down and the other - side down. Then take just 2 pieces of metal wire off the brillo pad and put one end of one wire on the battery + side down and one on the battery - side down. If you do it right, when you touch the two brillo wires together, there should be an electric spark. now thats straight up ballin