SO ANNOYED.

[TallulahGreen]

Unfortunatly my work is right accross the street from where I live. I already tried the bar next door to get matches, and they were out.

However, luckily, I borrowed a lighter from a co-worker..so here I am on my lunch break takin' bong rips.

Hell yeah.

[TallulahGreen]

Damn, I always buy 2 lighters at a time to avoid this kind of situation... Unlucky TG, fire will come again.

I buy lighters by the 6 pack.

My boyfriend just always steals them, being the cigarette smoker he is.

[nikweiser]

go outside and yell really loud

DOES ANYONE HAVE A FUCKING LIGHTER I NEED TO SMOKE A BOWL

its oregon, people will understand

[Oh F Yeah]

In "Man vs. Wild", Bear uses 2 sticks to start fires.

He always seems to be wore-the-fuck out afterwards though.

[Skink]

Does your car have a cig lighter???

[poiuyt]

Can't you just go buy one?

[Skink]

When I smoked ciggs this dilema happened a lot I am inventive tho and an electric stove is all I really need...

[SwirlyMass]

just get a piece of paper get the stove red hot put the paper on the stove until it starts to burn, then blow on the red edge as hard as you can and as long as you can, it will then go FWOOOSH and light on fire like magic.

if it doesn't work right away, use the whole corner of a sheet of paper so there is more surface area touching the stove at once. keep a bucket of water handy since your a female.




oh and finally KEEP THAT SHIT CHERRIED!!!!

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

keep a bucket of water handy since your a female.

WTF is that supposed to mean?

[SwirlyMass]

WTF is that supposed to mean?

Um......nothing?








HEY! She left the damn range on overnight okay? I just didn't want to be responsible for her burning down her house.