Is what I did wrong??

[MaryjaneAndHashley]

Girl in Quagmire's bed: "Glen honey, I got a question for you. What do you do for a living?"
Quagmire: "I got a question for you. Why are you still here?"

Def one of my favorites

Or another one by Alex Borstein..

Quagmire: hey brian, what do ya think of my sign?
Brian: ''Quagmire's cross country tour''...Isnt there an ''o'' in ''country''?
Quagmire: nop!