Someone mail me some food.

[thebeancounter41]

I have never even heard of wolf brand chili.

You live in the US and never heard of wolf brand??????It may be the first chili ever canned and mass marketed, for damn sure it's been a household name for chili for almost 100 years.
"how long has it been since you had a steaming bowl of wolf brand chili?"....Well that's TOOO long.