visit www.pot-tv.net and look up "The Grow Show with Marijuana Man". He's pretty stoned when he does that show, but the information if spot on.

Also, there's a link to emeryseedsdirect.com there, where you can buy GOOD real marijuana seeds with strain and growing descriptions. They ship from Canada, though... so I won't buy my seeds from them (I'm paranoid) but a buddy of mine did and the plant turned out DANK.

As far as terminology goes, there's alot of posts on this board about that.. but here are a few basics:

dub: a $20 bag of weed
chronic: usually good weed
gram: a metric measurement of weight, used to measure out marijuana.

You know, I'm too stoned to write out definitions. I suggest checking the board.

And THC (Delta 9 tetrahydracannibinol), the main active ingredient in marijuana, is fat-soluble. This means it winds up in the fat cells of your body, so a surprise test is pretty much impossible to pass without SOME warning. I suggest you exercise 2 or 3 times a week, drink lots of water regularly, and watch your parents.. You should be pretty well prepared that way, but THC can stay in your body for weeks.

i suggest looking at erowid.com for more info. Good luck brother.