visit www.pot-tv.net and look up "The Grow Show with Marijuana Man". He's pretty stoned when he does that show, but the information if spot on.

Also, there's a link to emeryseedsdirect.com there, where you can buy GOOD real marijuana seeds with strain and growing descriptions. They ship from Canada, though... so I won't buy my seeds from them (I'm paranoid) but a buddy of mine did and the plant turned out DANK.

As far as terminology goes, there's alot of posts on this board about that.. but here are a few basics:

dub: a $20 bag of weed
chronic: usually good weed
gram: a metric measurement of weight, used to measure out marijuana.

You know, I'm too stoned to write out definitions. I suggest checking the board.

And THC (Delta 9 tetrahydracannibinol), the main active ingredient in marijuana, is fat-soluble. This means it winds up in the fat cells of your body, so a surprise test is pretty much impossible to pass without SOME warning. I suggest you exercise 2 or 3 times a week, drink lots of water regularly, and watch your parents.. You should be pretty well prepared that way, but THC can stay in your body for weeks.

i suggest looking at erowid.com for more info. Good luck brother.
Mello.as.Hello Reviewed by Mello.as.Hello on . New To Marijuana....Help.... My topic is in another section of the forums and decided it best went here so here it goes. Be warned...theres a lot of questions: Where do I get seeds? How exactly do I grow weed? How do I get weed from plant form into smoking form? Can drug sniffing dogs sniff out marijuana seeds? What are the slang for amounts of weed and what are their prices? Also anyone know other good marijuana and drug sites? Rating: 5