You see the problem with a hairy ass is that if you shave it, in a few days the new hair starts growing back... and thats itchy, also keeping one's self clean cuts down on the groseness and will probably get your more oral sex than lets say before.....for example, whenever I take a dump (at home) I always clean myself with a (dedicated) wash cloth and hot soapy water .
If you have to take a big stinky dump at work outside or whatnot than they sell clean wipes at the store for that.Some of them come wrapped in a pocket sized wrapper. I mean lets face it...I cant expect a blowjob from my wife (or from anyone else, for that matter) if I got stinky swampass and yambag...I mean theres no way toilet paper alone can get rid of that shit...it just gets stuck to all that asshole hair......

So you see, there is an answer for everything, all you have to do is ask me