how do you know when you've had too much to drink?

[Hansel]

When i walk half way to town thinking that i lost my phone and then realize it's in my pocket..

[yoda]

when i know im gonna puke, thats when i know ive had too much. any less and im just pushing the limit.

[Way2many]

when you find yourself at mardi gras getting arrested for public intoxication.

[herboholic]

when you're standing infront of the toilet, kinda start to fall backwards, then think to yourself, "woah, i need to get ahold of myself, i nearly fell outta my seat"

useally the day after

[Nochowderforyou]

when u wake up with a candle up ur ass and its still on fire...

hey, that was a private party!

[MaryjaneAndHashley]

Yea i know what you mean.

Also when you can drink straight grain without tasting it. Then you've had too much.

I second that like theres no freaking tomorrow xD

When vodka tastes like water theres a lil problem

[Gasper02]

when your still drunk the from the night before and get pulled over and get a DUI at 12 in the afternoon...

[peaceandlove420]

When your holding onto the ground to keep from falling off of the earth.