OMG billionfold you HAVE to get a bike. Everyone should have one. They are fucking AWESOME. I buy my clothes at Salvation Army a lot of the time ( I work at a lab, everything gets acid holes in it) and have the extra cash to save for expensive toys... hint hint girlies... Fuck buying a $300 purse. After 10 purses you should have bought a Ninja!
And btw ladies, a bike + a thong + those low assed expensive jeans= hotness in a can... drive around leaving a trail of traffic accidents in your wake as the men pass out from your X-treme mojo...