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Student
Michigan/Satansfrostyballsacville
Ann Arbor
I like candy, and soup.
I watch childrens cartoons in my spare time.
I'm working on a novel.
I'm infamous for ruining 'special' moments,
usually with the phrase 'may I bury my face in your crotch?' or 'holy crap! Dingleberries!'
Been smoking since 2000.
I once saw God projected on a fat man's stomach in Tennessee.
One day, a single, original carrot will become pregnant with revolution.