So we're driving back and the conversation is literally "Come on, just let me have one spliff!", "mum, for fuck's sake, i'm not giving you any. I don't have money for anymore", "You ungrateful kids. You and your stoner friends are always coming and smoking up our wendy house. The least you could do is sort your deal old mum out."
So she starts all like "What about Tom Magauly? (my best friend) Doesn't he have any? Where does he live?". I say "Just leave it mum, he won't give you any." She asks "Where does he live? It's round here." "He lives just down there?" *pointing*
hahaha your mum sounds funny lol i wish my mum was like that..lol
Abattoir Dream Reviewed by Abattoir Dream on . Stoner mum still got it I read Jakez cool stoner mum story so thought i'd post my own. I've known for years that my entire mum's side of the family have always been hard tokers. My auntie stayed with the Maori tribe of New Zealand and smoked so much Maori Waowi she pissed herself. Anyway, so this is last year in my gap year. My bro has been visiting from Plymouth and him, my mum and I are all in the mini dropping him at the station. As we drive away, my mum starts complaining about her bad back, she'd had one Rating: 5