So we're driving back and the conversation is literally "Come on, just let me have one spliff!", "mum, for fuck's sake, i'm not giving you any. I don't have money for anymore", "You ungrateful kids. You and your stoner friends are always coming and smoking up our wendy house. The least you could do is sort your deal old mum out."
So she starts all like "What about Tom Magauly? (my best friend) Doesn't he have any? Where does he live?". I say "Just leave it mum, he won't give you any." She asks "Where does he live? It's round here." "He lives just down there?" *pointing*
hahaha your mum sounds funny lol i wish my mum was like that..lol