LOL, this reminds me of an embarrassing situation I had with my neighbor in my first apartment. Every night about 1:30 in the morning me and my girlfriend would get woken up by the folks downstairs watching porn turned up really loud. Our walls were pretty thin and we could hear everything and usually it was some s&m, bondage type stuff, always very vocal and descriptive. My girlfriend and I both had classes early in the morning and getting woken up every night was getting pretty old. So, one day I see the chick outside and ask if she could keep the tv down after midnight. She just gave me a blank look and said "we don't have a tv".