Wet Dreams???

[Skink]

I don't have them so tell me about yours...

Skink Reviewed by Skink on 02-22-2007. Wet Dreams??? I don't have them so tell me about yours... Rating: 5

[40oz]

haha creepy

I have never had one either

[EbelEyes]

Never had one...

[Stemis516]

if you started beating off at a younger age you wont get them because your essentially taking care of it yourself or in other words doing the job that the wet dream normally takes care of

[Skink]

if you started beating off at a younger age you wont get them because your essentially taking care of it yourself or in other words doing the job that the wet dream normally takes care of

interesting philosophy but,,, I think it doesn't hold any weight...

[JaggedEdge]

Yup a wet dream is just your bodies way of naturally releasing built up semen if it isn't being released through masterbation or sex.

I had a few when I was younger, the first time I thought I pissed myself. The few other times it happened I just fell back to sleep and cleaned myself off in the morning.

[EmoRebellion]

interesting philosophy but,,, I think it doesn't hold any weight...

Sure it does. Wet dreams are your bodys way of getting rid of all that good stuff built up in your balls. If you start jerking it on a regular basis from a young age, you should never have that problem.


In theory...

[Maggz]

i had a dream that i was alone in a cathedral and i see the sexiest brunette with big blue eyes sitting in the front, wearing the tightest jeans with just a top on..huge tits,..she came up to me and sat on my lap and started riding me (ironically i was in the church naked..) and we kept going and going, i was sucking on her breasts..and when i looked at her face, all the sudden her face turned half red, dripping with blood, eyeball showing fully, veins and all, other half of her face she had clear white eyes ,scars and baby maggots squirming inside her skin.

After seeing her face I woke up with a few minor cuts on the tip of my dick and sharp scars on my shoulders..like someone dug into them with sharp nails.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Ah, here's the thread I need.
Last week, I took one of those during the day stoner naps. I dreamed I was in the waiting room of a doctor's office, and one of the exam rooms had the door partially cracked, and I could see inside. And inside was this ridiculously hot blonde chick with HUGE tits, wearing a bustier, and a garter belt and stockings. Then in walks the doctor, and the doctor is also a ridiculously hot chick with enormous tits, but she's a brunette, and has a white lab coat on over her lingerie, with her hair up in a bun, wearing glasses.

She starts playing with the blonde patient's tits, lifting them free of her bustier, massaging them, and finally sucking her nipples, and my eyes are bugging out of my head. In my dream, my fiance was up at the front desk, paying the co-pay, and I'm trying to get his attention without getting busted by the hot doc and the patient, but the fucker wouldn't turn around! So I get up, walk in the room, and sit on the edge of the bed to watch these two chicks get it on. Now this is where it gets weird. Instead of getting it on with each other, they sit down across from each other, and take their panties off. Then, you know those bigass magnifying glasses that are on the adjustable gooseneck like at the dentist's office? Okay, then, they each pull one of those over in front of their bodies, and start masturbating and watching each other masturbate behind these magnifying glasses, so that every glistening pink detail was visible.

I woke up sweating and panting. It was way hotter than I can describe. I have not the words.

[Frivolous248]

Ummm, I had a really weird one once.

I was like, playing this game. Only I was in the game. It was a CTF game, and I was chasing after this character tryin' to get my teams flag back, but I couldn't stop it, so I jump on its back, then I started humpin' it tryin' to knock it down or just gross it out, or whatever, then I wake up and started cumming. It really weirded me out...

The reason I say "it" is because it was like, some kinda of weird video game character, like a monster/robot thing, with a helmet on.

I haven't even had a 'normal' wet dream...I don't remember the other two, but they were like basic dreams and I just woke up and was like "wtf?" one time I think I was at school and snuck out of the window or some shit.

Maybe I had a hot dream, forgot it, then had a normal dream...