Wet Dreams???

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Wow, that's cool. I think wet dreams are neat.

Mrs. Greenjeans Reviewed by Mrs. Greenjeans on 02-23-2007. Wet Dreams??? I don't have them so tell me about yours... Rating: 5

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

Ummm, I had a really weird one once.

I was like, playing this game. Only I was in the game. It was a CTF game, and I was chasing after this character tryin' to get my teams flag back, but I couldn't stop it, so I jump on its back, then I started humpin' it tryin' to knock it down or just gross it out, or whatever, then I wake up and started cumming. It really weirded me out...

The reason I say "it" is because it was like, some kinda of weird video game character, like a monster/robot thing, with a helmet on.

I haven't even had a 'normal' wet dream...I don't remember the other two, but they were like basic dreams and I just woke up and was like "wtf?" one time I think I was at school and snuck out of the window or some shit.

Maybe I had a hot dream, forgot it, then had a normal dream...

erm.. maybe you spend to much time playing video games... proberly ruining your sex drive because instead of being around pussy, you just sit in front of the tv all day playing computer games..

[OniEhtRedrum781]

I used to get them when I was younger. They stopped all together when I started fucking

[Samwhore]

Ah, here's the thread I need.
Last week, I took one of those during the day stoner naps. I dreamed I was in the waiting room of a doctor's office, and one of the exam rooms had the door partially cracked, and I could see inside. And inside was this ridiculously hot blonde chick with HUGE tits, wearing a bustier, and a garter belt and stockings. Then in walks the doctor, and the doctor is also a ridiculously hot chick with enormous tits, but she's a brunette, and has a white lab coat on over her lingerie, with her hair up in a bun, wearing glasses.

She starts playing with the blonde patient's tits, lifting them free of her bustier, massaging them, and finally sucking her nipples, and my eyes are bugging out of my head. In my dream, my fiance was up at the front desk, paying the co-pay, and I'm trying to get his attention without getting busted by the hot doc and the patient, but the fucker wouldn't turn around! So I get up, walk in the room, and sit on the edge of the bed to watch these two chicks get it on. Now this is where it gets weird. Instead of getting it on with each other, they sit down across from each other, and take their panties off. Then, you know those bigass magnifying glasses that are on the adjustable gooseneck like at the dentist's office? Okay, then, they each pull one of those over in front of their bodies, and start masturbating and watching each other masturbate behind these magnifying glasses, so that every glistening pink detail was visible.

I woke up sweating and panting. It was way hotter than I can describe. I have not the words.

Ive had one of those, like last week, but I was in a hotel in mexico and it was me and some other girl,

[Knucklecallus420]

omg i had the best dream... this is all true (:
so i went with a bunch of my friends to this weird fair thing, but it was like in a giant mall with condos and it was all very private. i had about 5 ounces of weed on me, and i remember that it was the best stuff ever. so the first part of the dream is a blur, but the second part i remember vividly. i end up smoking out of a huge bong on the deck, and i remember feeling high. im with two of my best friends, but i run into 2 of my climbing friends. and i decide to spend the night at their condo thing in the mall. so you have to crawl under a giant snowcave like thing to get into the room, and then there are matresses all over the floor. so we are going to sleep, but i make a move on one of the girls and i end up having sex with her. i thought it was just a normal dream... but... suprise.. lol and yet it continues. i feel hungry, so i go catch up with my friends instead of sleeping. so i go out of the room, and everyone i know is in this mall, noone else. and everyone is smoking. a guy i know hands me a blunt the size of my leg, and i smoke it all. i decide that it will be fun to smoke a philly cheesesteak. so i order one off of a random mexican guy working at this steak place in the mall (kinda ironic) and i smoke it. i smoke it all. and it was very wierd. it sounds like a horrible dream, but it waas the best thing in my life. oh, and everyone i knew that was in there ended up smoking together and everyone was cool with it. fun shit

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Ive had one of those, like last week, but I was in a hotel in mexico and it was me and some other girl,

LOL! At least you got to participate in your dream. I was just an observer. :jointsmile:

[Samwhore]

LOL! At least you got to participate in your dream. I was just an observer. :jointsmile:

I dominated that dream, in the shower and the bed, then I smoked a J with some random guy outside, great dream

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

No doubt! I bet you were disappointed to wake up from that one.

[Skink]

Ok Mrs.G just do stuff like go to the Laundromat,the library and look at people you want to do it with... get the subconscious juices flowing...

[napolitana869]

man I never have dreams that cool.