Quote Originally Posted by Maggz
just the other day the cops came to my house with a search warrent to search my room for plants i was growing.

i told them to come upstairs, they brought the fucking dog with them.. I hid behind my door. second the cop came in with the dog i surprised him. slammed the door shut, shot the dog 9 times in the fucking skull and stabbed the cop in the neck. Later on I castrated him and sodomized him with his dog's cock after ripping it off (wearing gloves of course)
Yeah, your a real baller.

I've heard all the real ballers are posting they're accomplishments on internet forums now.