i had a strange dream last night. i was driving with my gf, and got arrested for possession. the cop took me to some church while i listened to some celibate guy's religious views and looked at all these photos of jesus and other religious figures. then i wound up at my girl's best friend's boyfriend's place(she dont even have a dude right now), and he ended up giving me free weed, which i rolled into a blunt.

later on before i woke up, i was ben roethlisberger and i was trying to buy a house from an old couple. when my alarm started going off, i was sitting on a couch playing skynyrd's 'all i can do is write about it' on guitar.