i had this weird dream last night. i was in a rundown supermarket when suddenly i saw my sisters ex boyfriend nearby. i started taunting him about him being a murdering bastard [which is true in real life, hes in the nick for it] when i noticed he was about a foot shorter than usual. i asked him what was going on. he said that a nutter in prison had smashed his knees with a hammer so bad that the doctors couldnt save his lower legs, the only thing they could do was to cut his feet off and stitch them onto his kneecaps. i had a look and it was true, his feet were stitched to his knees. i then woke up.