One night, in a friend's room, we found a set of hockey gear. It escalated from pushing a girl down a few stairs to a drunk mother fucker jumping thirty feet, off the roof of our dorms. We were really surprised that he didn't, um, die, so now we just bolt off the roof if somebody notices us toking. It's a fuckin' amazing head rush, coupled with the realization half way down that you're about to hi the ground. Mwa ha ha ha.

PS-My only final is a six page paper. I fuckin' love hippie school.
zarathustra Reviewed by zarathustra on . "Up all Night" and "A Classic Stoner college story" Finals week is approaching fast, which means my workload has increased considerably. Within the next 2 weeks I have four major papers, so tonight I decided to start on the first, which is due tomorrow. I smoked earlier this evening so I was beginning to feel quite lethargic. I can't afford to miss a paper so I'll have to do it all tonight; probably anywhere from 5-10 pages of BS. Not wanting to risk dozing off, I take 2 Adderall (30 mg Each). I sit down at my computer eagerly waiting to start Rating: 5