my girlfriend dumped me this summer after being with her for 3 years. Right away I applied for a doorman position at a local strip club. I now work with beautiful naked girls 40 hours a week. I'm makin' really good money. The club gives me a free beer each shift. And did I mention I work with beautiful naked girls. So the moral to this story is when your girlfriend dumps you, get a job at a strip club. Best cure ever.
KennabisCranium Reviewed by KennabisCranium on . Breaking Up sucks!!! Hi all... Sorry to bother all of you with this, but i have to get it off my chest...My girlfriend broke up with me three days ago and it sucks...I've gotten over the shock and most of the intense heartache, but now I keep running scenarios and stuff through my head about how I could have treated her better so that she wouldn't have broken up with me etc... The thing that really is helping me get over it all is the fact that if I take the last two years (we've were together for the last 9 Rating: 5