my girlfriend dumped me this summer after being with her for 3 years. Right away I applied for a doorman position at a local strip club. I now work with beautiful naked girls 40 hours a week. I'm makin' really good money. The club gives me a free beer each shift. And did I mention I work with beautiful naked girls. So the moral to this story is when your girlfriend dumps you, get a job at a strip club. Best cure ever.