Quote Originally Posted by ju99al0b0mb3r
"fuck milk! got weed?"

"Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons."
-Brian from "half baked"

im not even gonna check if thats acuurate. thats pretty funy if you remembered all that haha.

heres a funny one from how high

Redman- "this the way i figure it; study high, take the test high, get high grades"
Method Man- "Right."
Both- "Riiiiiiiiiiiiight."