"George Washington, man, he grew fields of that shit. He knew that he was onto something, man; he knew that it would be a good cash crop for the southern states, man. And behind every man, there's a woman. And that woman was Martha Washington, and every day George would come home and she'd have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he'd come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, a hip lady, man."
-Slater, Dazed and Confused
While baked out of his mind