Quotes n funnies

[indecision]

anyone got any good lines about weed/smoking/growing? some good quotes? anything that would make a man laugh his ass off???

indecision Reviewed by indecision on 02-20-2007. Quotes n funnies anyone got any good lines about weed/smoking/growing? some good quotes? anything that would make a man laugh his ass off??? Rating: 5

[cannabis=freedom]

"George Washington, man, he grew fields of that shit. He knew that he was onto something, man; he knew that it would be a good cash crop for the southern states, man. And behind every man, there's a woman. And that woman was Martha Washington, and every day George would come home and she'd have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he'd come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, a hip lady, man."
-Slater, Dazed and Confused
While baked out of his mind

[DroKing]

I don't have any about weed, but I do have some funnies.
If someone asks you a question that you don't have the answer for, like "How much traffic will there be?" you say "Wait a sec, let me consult my crystal nut and Ill get back to you." (look at ur nuts) or if someone asks you a question to which the answer is obiviously yes, you ask "Does the Pope shit in the woods?"

[Wicked Rebel]

Definitely any line from Grandma's Boy. More specifically, the scene with the monkey when Alex and Dante are smoking and Alex says to the monkey after taking a hit, "Don't judge me monkey." Or when Dante says, "I'll smoke it with ya bro, we'll go to the looney bin together, I don't give a shit." All classic. Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels has some good ones like, "We grow copious amounts of ganja, yah. And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like your average horti-fucking-culturalist!"

[ju99al0b0mb3r]

"fuck milk! got weed?"

"Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons."
-Brian from "half baked"


this one isnt funny but its true

"I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is an herb and a flower. God put it here. If He put it here and He wants it to grow, what gives the government the right to say that God is wrong?"
-Willie Nelson

[eL.migz]

"ITS SO FRUITY I CAN TASTE IT!"

[MotleyCrueBoy24]

"fuck milk! got weed?"

"Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons."
-Brian from "half baked"

Yesterday, me n my friend were blazed talking about that scene.

[Buddha Man]

"fuck milk! got weed?"

"Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons."
-Brian from "half baked"

im not even gonna check if thats acuurate. thats pretty funy if you remembered all that haha.

heres a funny one from how high

Redman- "this the way i figure it; study high, take the test high, get high grades"
Method Man- "Right."
Both- "Riiiiiiiiiiiiight."

[Samwhore]

there are some frakin hilarious posts here on cann
I cant think of any lines, but Eurotrip is awesome

[Platinum Plus]

Alex: "Where's the Monkey?
Dante: "oh he's upstairs putting away his nunchucks"
(Grandma's Boy)

Johnny Depp: "we can't stop here, this is bat country"
(fear and loathing in las vegas)

Two amazing Movies...